Residents of Bukusu village, in Tuuti Marakaru ward, Kanduyi constituency of Bungoma county, were left reeling in shock after a man reportedly had carnal knowledge of a cow. The yet-to-be-identified man waylaid the black cow [“black beauty” to him] while it was grazing in some bushes. He tied its front and rear legs -to prevent any deadly kick- and proceeded to ‘enjoy’ himself. “I received a call from a neighbour who told me he found a man sweating on top of the cow,” Nangekhe Wanyama, one of the elders said. “I rushed at the scene and found the poor cow inside some thicket. I was shocked.”